Nelson+P.



Talking on your cell phone and driving at the same time should be illegal because it distract drivers to a point were a young teenage boy on his cell phone has worse reaction time than a 70 year old man.
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 * paraphrasing and summarizing the stories**

1. t was 1979 on a dark and dreary night when George was found dead on the floor. Chuck Norris was the only eye witness at the scene of the killing. cody stood outside the window holding a bloody knife. when chuck found out that George was dead he began planning to kill Cody (Summarized) on a cold dark night in 1979. George was found dead on the floor. The only eye witness at the scene of th ekilling was Chuck Norris. Cody was holding a bloody knife as he stood outside the window and when Chuck found this out he dicided to kill Cody. 2. There once was a princess at the skatepark who was teaching Kain a new girly trick. Then the kool aid guy showed up and said " OHH YEAHHH." He stole kains board and showed him some new nasty tricks. While attempting an olliem Mr. Aid cracked his handle and spilled his kool iad innards all abou the park. (Summarized) A princess Showed up at the skatepark and tought kain some new tricks. all of a sudden the kool aid man showed up and started to teach Kain some new tricks. While doing one he cracked his handle and spilled his insides all over the park. 3. In the year 3000, an allien named Bob was controling the world. Bob had a rainbow afro. it was his pride and joy and what he lived for. While sitting around the campfire one night a tiney spark came up and ignited his hair. The massive amount of hairstray cause an incredible very colorful and tasty cranail explosion!!!!!! (Paraphrazed)an alien named Bob that was ruling the world in the year 3000 was sitting next to a campfire when a spark came up and lit his hair on fire.